Love this lady’s writing.
me: The control button does nothing.
me: My life is spiraling out of control and this button on my keyboard is sitting here taunting me.
Victor: You’re supposed to use it in conjunction with other buttons.
me: I know, but it’s like a secret potion that no one ever remembers the ingredients to. Except for “Control/Alt/Delete” which just says “FUCK THIS. I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING.” That’s not “control”. That’s “devastation“. Might as well just take a hammer to the monitor.
Victor: You should take a computer course.
me: And why is there a “Command” button? Everything I press is a command to my keyboard. If I press “p” that means I command you to write “p”. Why do I need “command”? Is it like “Simon Says”? At the end of an essay am I going to hit “save” and the computer is going to be all…
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